Responses to Pretentious College Students

1. Name one other French philosopher, or even one other thing that Rousseau said.
2. When you're actually middle-aged, you're going to hate yourself for this.
3. I wish I could stay and listen, but I don't want to.
4. Name one country from the Middle East other than Iraq and Saudi Arabia.
5. You f&%#ing idiot.
6. Just to let you know, you look extremely gay right now. Unless you are, in which case that's fine.
7. Why don't you, ahem, bring that up in class tomorrow?
8. Gotta go, I hear my life calling.

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Bahrain: French philosopher or Middle Eastern country?